Kreese's Gym - Women's T-Shirt funnytrend bordered by small white dots

bordered by small white dots resembling light bulbs

"BROTHER" appears in a bold sans-serif with a thin decorative horizontal rule underneath

Every vape pen in a three-block radius just vanished

A digital illustration of Johnny 5 with distinctive binocular eyes and expressive eyebrow plates floats against a starfield dotted with planets and shooting stars

HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty

Kreese's Gym - Women's T-Shirt funnytrend bordered by small white dotsMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow