Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Inspired by Every Which Way

Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose

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with two crossed brown-handled Bowie knives behind him

Smaller white script text reads "Since" and "Birth" flanking the mosquito on either side

mouth set in a grim scowl

Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Inspired by Every Which WayFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"