United Citizen Federation - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Retro 1970s cream cursive text

Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden-orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below

Irregular hand-scrawled white text below reads "GREASERS" in a wobbly brush-lettered font

Design inspired by the classic Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell sketch

Lincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987

White serif letter "G" incorporating ascending vertical bars resembling a bar chart sits above "GEKKO & CO" in white serif capitals

United Citizen Federation - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Retro 1970s cream cursive textCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads