Jesus Saves - Lefty - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "SPRINGFIELD" above large distressed white serif text reading "SENATORS

Mike Peters isn't killing

Somewhere a middle sister just read that and felt genuinely seen for the first time since 1997

Fezzik's rhyming game is the verbal equivalent of a gentle giant sitting on you until you surrender

Bold black block text below reads "PRICK

Jesus Saves - Lefty - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Arched distressed white text readsClosing for Team Heaven with a 2,000 year ERA of zero makes every other reliever look like a liability. Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a vintage hand drawn white illustration depicts Jesus in a pitching stance, wearing a baseball uniform with cursive "Heaven" and "01" on the chest, a crown