Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex Hoodie boats flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS"

flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars

hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol sits beneath the text as a decorative flourish

Amity Island's swim team has a suspiciously high turnover rate and a coach who insists the buddy system is non-negotiable

inaugurated on November 1

A weathered white vintage illustration below depicts Santa Claus pointing directly at the viewer

Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex Hoodie boats flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS"Sharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp