Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL representing a city still forging

representing a city still forging its identity on the eastern shore of the San Francisco Bay

with angular rooflines and chevron trim

Somewhere a ghost in rental skates is still waiting for you to call about couples night

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

Printed on our warm & cozy unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL representing a city still forgingSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text